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satanworship:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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so basically you ruined a door for attention on a microblogging website

sophisticated-dilettante:

To the bouncer who accepted my fake ID after seeing my face plastered all over the Grammys: you are a true hero. Thanks for a great afterparty.

Look how passionate she is.
I can’t help but love her.

(Source: tessajem)

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

124:

half art blog, half hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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(Source: hoebutmadefashion)

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

(Source: b-witched)

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

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