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yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

moody-booty:

every day putting on my makeup

(Source: jasongrace)

vinebox:

she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

(Source: foxxycleopatra)

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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

vvebkinz:

if youre sweaty and you try to touch me i will call the police

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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